Good news confusion.

Ring, ring...

Me: Hello.

Nurse: Mrs. G? Hi, we've got Sofia's ultrasound results back and everything looks fine.

Me: Fine?

Nurse: Yes, fine.

Me: So, what do we do next? The Ped's G.I. appointment isn't for 2 months.

Nurse: Hold on, let me ask the doc.

Me: (waiting, waiting, waiting)

Nurse: Doc says give her some chocolate or strawberry milk to see if it changes the color of her poop.

Me: Uhhhhh....k??????? Chocolate milk........?

Nurse: Let us know what happens.

Me: And if it doesn't???? Can we try eliminating food on our own? Keeping a food journal?

Nurse: Sure.

Me: Sure?

Nurse: Sure.

Me: I'm paying your guys for what now? (No I didn't really say that, but I thought it really loud.)

Nurse: If she starts vomitting or gets worse, let us know. Have a good day!

Me: Mmmm....ok. Bye. (????!!!!)