Restroom rant

I have a bone to pick. Well actually, two bones.

One, how hard is it to flush the freakin' toilet?!?! I went into the restroom at work today and like so many times before, somebody before me didn't flush the toilet. Ick. My nine year old forgets to flush the toilet (often), I expect more out of adults.

Two, how the hell do you get the seat wet in a women's bathroom?! Ok, if you are squatting, I can see a stray spray happening, but then wipe it up. And before you tell me that I should squat, there's no way my legs are strong enough to squat for anything other than a #1. And I didn't have to do a #1, so I sat. And my thighs got wet. Ick.

Every time this happens, I immediately want to go home and shower. But I can't, so I get to live with a cold, wet and sticky icky feeling between my leg and my pants.

So please flush and if you squat and spray, wipe the seat. Because when I only have 5 minutes between meetings to take care of business, I don't always inspect the seat first for stray spray.